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	<description>My Shit Don't Stink!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Johnny Depp Is As Talented As A Dildo</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2010/03/15/johnny-depp-is-as-talented-as-a-dildo/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2010/03/15/johnny-depp-is-as-talented-as-a-dildo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Johnny Depp.  He&#8217;s as over rated as most of the movies he has been in.  When I hear about a good movie and then find out he is going to be in it, I go to Starbucks and hang out with emo kids because hanging out with them actually makes me feel better [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avatar Made Happy In The Pants!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2010/01/04/avatar-made-happy-in-the-pants/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2010/01/04/avatar-made-happy-in-the-pants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Avatar is such a good movie, it made me cum twice - and that was just in the first hour.  I don&#8217;t know what happened the rest of the time because I was too busy having orgasms throughout the entire movie.  This movie had everything:  special effects, a storyline worth watching, and even a romantic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twilight Sucks Cock</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/29/twilight-sucks-cock/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/29/twilight-sucks-cock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After all the hype, I decided to finally watch Twilight.  They made the list of &#8220;worst movies I have ever been forced to see.&#8221; These movies are more over hyped then the last Superman movie.  Here is a short list of things I would do if forced to watch these horrible movies once more.
I rather [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beware The Retarded Invasion!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/23/beware-the-retarded-invasion/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/23/beware-the-retarded-invasion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=229</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other day, I was breezing through the mall with my gang of Asians, and I felt the piercing gazes of the local Special Olympic kids preparing for the Winter Events at the Food Court.  I could feel them using their special abilities to gaze into my mind and see if I had discovered their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Example Shall Be Made!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/23/an-example-shall-be-made/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/11/23/an-example-shall-be-made/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=227</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So someone I know came to me asking for advice because he&#8217;s handicap in the pants and hasn&#8217;t had luck with ladies.  I won&#8217;t elaborate much about this person, or anything about him that could ruin his love life or his life in general, but I will say that Steven Dwayne Jacobson born July 27th, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOC - 3 Level 50s - Alb Ywain - $150 - SOLD</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/daoc-3-level-50s-alb-ywain-150/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/daoc-3-level-50s-alb-ywain-150/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Accounts / Plat / Stuff For Sale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD!
1 Cabalist - rr 11
1 Sorc - rr 11
1 Cleric - rr 12
All are CL 10
Comes with user name and password, secret word, all chars are fully templated.
Comes with 300 plat on each char.
Email me for more information.
This account has never had a warning or any violation of any sort
]]></description>
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		<title>7,000 Plat - ALB Ywain  - SOLD!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/7000-plat-alb-ywain/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/7000-plat-alb-ywain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Accounts / Plat / Stuff For Sale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ALL THIS PLAT HAS BEEN SOLD!!!
$1000 must meet in the Frontier portal stone in Snowdonia
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		<title>10,000 Plat - Hibernia Ywain - SOLD</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/10000-plat-hibernia-ywain/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/10000-plat-hibernia-ywain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Accounts / Plat / Stuff For Sale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=214</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS HAS ALL BEEN SOLD
$1300 - Willing to break it apart into 5,000 plat for $800.
Must meet in TNN at the portal stone
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		<title>DAOC - 5,000 Plat on Ywain (Midgard) - SOLD</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/daoc-5000-plat-on-ywain-midgard/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/21/daoc-5000-plat-on-ywain-midgard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS HAS ALL BEEN SOLD!!
5,000 plat for $800
Must meet at the portal pad in SF
]]></description>
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		<title>Duct Tape - Helping Serial Rapists Since 1942</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/14/duct-tape-helping-serial-rapists-since-1942/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/14/duct-tape-helping-serial-rapists-since-1942/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=204</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I have been contacted with legal threats about my rants for making fun of some companies and I guess there are laws that state that I cannot slander such items, which is amusing because I am sure there are bigger opponents out there then little me.  Lawsuits are nothing new to me, in fact; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOC Alb Heavy Account: 16 Level 50s - $70 - SOLD!!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-alb-heavy-account-16-level-50s-70/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-alb-heavy-account-16-level-50s-70/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Accounts / Plat / Stuff For Sale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD!
Mordred:
1 Cleric RR 5 ML 10
Gaheris
1 Cleric RR 8 ML 10
1 Pali RR 5 ML 10
Ywain (since all are clustered now, tho account has not been transfered yet).
4 Clerics (1 is ML 10)
4 Wizards (1 is ML 10)
1 Minstrel RR5 ML 10
3 Scouts (1 is ML 10)
1 Sorc (RR7 ML 10)
Email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOC: 5 Level 50s All ML 10+ - $75  - SOLD!!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-5-level-50s-all-ml-10-75/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-5-level-50s-all-ml-10-75/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD!
Gaheris:
50 Warrior ML 10 RR 10
50 Spiritmaster ML 10 RR 10
50 Friar ML 10 RR 10
Mordred:
50 Bonedancer ML 10 RR 10
50 Healer ML 10 RR 10
There is a total of 420 Plat on the Gaheris toons
Account comes with user name and pass word and secret word
Email me for details or more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warhammer - 40 Sorc - SOLD!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/warhammer-40-sorc/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/warhammer-40-sorc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=194</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD
Asking $75
Comes with user name, password, &#38; secret word
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		<title>DAOC Account: 25 level 50s - $150  - SOLD!!!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-account-25-level-50s-150/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/daoc-account-25-level-50s-150/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=192</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD!!
On random servers (no need to list due to recent clustering)
2 Shaman
2 Spiritmasters - Both ML 10
2 Druids
2 Enchanters - Both ML 10
2 Eldritches
2 Healers
1 Warrior - ML 10
1 Hunter - ML 10
3 Clerics
1 Wizard - ML 10
1 Cabalist
1 Infiltrator
3 Vampiirs - ALL ML 10
1 Skald
1 Warlock
All toons are CL 10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WoW Account For Sale - $875 - SOLD</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/wow-account-for-sale-875/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/10/08/wow-account-for-sale-875/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Accounts / Plat / Stuff For Sale]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SOLD!
Dark Hand - Alliance
80 Mage - gnome
80 Rogue - human - Max 450 LW
80 Warrior - human
Silvermoon - Horde
80 Warlock - undead
Dark Iron - Horde
80 Shaman - Tauren
Aggramar - Horde
80 Hunter - Orc - Max 450 Engineering
The Dark Hand &#38; Dark Iron toons all have all the honor gear complete from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Failed Super Hero / Villain Attempt</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/09/22/my-failed-super-hero-villain-attempt/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/09/22/my-failed-super-hero-villain-attempt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=184</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I just got out of the hospital a few days ago.
All this media attention about companies nobody cares about, like Disney &#38; Marvel, have made me jealous, and naturally all the movies about super heroes made me want to be one.  So I came up with this super cool original idea that would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fla-vor-ice:  Gods Gift To Us All</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/08/05/fla-vor-ice-gods-gift-to-us-all/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/08/05/fla-vor-ice-gods-gift-to-us-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was written in the Bible that God took 6 days to construct everything, and 1 day to rest; however, it is a little known fact that on that day of resting he was busy contemplating how to perfect the Fla-vor-ice icy pops.   
I love these things.&#160; I eat them like a fiend.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Advice</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/06/10/swine-flu-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/06/10/swine-flu-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am starting to get scared about this Swine Flu virus that is all over the world, yet there really doesn&#8217;t seem to be much information on how to prevent it.  Do you think you can point me in the right direction or do you have some advice?
Diane Simmons
Chula Vista, CA
Hello Diane
Stay away from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twas The Rise Of The Fuhrer..</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/06/04/twas-the-rise-of-the-fuhrer/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/06/04/twas-the-rise-of-the-fuhrer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Twas the Nation of Islam, Obama was pleased
The American people all fell to their knees
They drank up his Kool-Aid, they lapped up his spew
As he fisted the once proud - the red, white, and blue
The soldiers were spread out, across this great globe
As his socialist views began to unfold
With the homeland alone, the defense went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DAOC Level 50 Shaman - Killibury</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/29/daoc-level-50-shaman-killibury/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/29/daoc-level-50-shaman-killibury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=166</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Killibury Server - Midgard
No points spent.
Comes with secret word
$15
This account was just leveled to 50 for the purpose of selling.  Never been used in rvr.  If it has some plat or realm points it occured while leveling.
Great for bringing a friend into the game.  Comes with no expansions, just the basics.
Email me for more info [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Get Out Of A Ticket&#8230; Kinda&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/18/how-to-get-out-of-a-ticket-kinda/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/18/how-to-get-out-of-a-ticket-kinda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=160</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So here I am driving home, having to take the biggest dump in the history of modern civilization, trying desperately to hold my ass cheeks together while praying to any deity that would listen to me that I make it just 1 more mile to my house - where I can then plant myself on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Bicycle &#038; Your Richard Simmons Outfit Off The Street!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/09/get-your-bicycle-your-richard-simmons-outfit-off-the-street/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/09/get-your-bicycle-your-richard-simmons-outfit-off-the-street/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=158</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Only a few things in life piss me off, and one of those things is these idiots that take their bicycles and ride on the street while wearing their tight spandex Richard Simmons clothing.
Here I am, minding my own business listening to some kind of relaxing music like Ramstein in the left hand lane forced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watchmen Sucked</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/04/09/the-watchmen-sucked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Imagine trying to squeeze out a loaf for 3 antagonizing hours and just as you think your finished and you hear that delightful plop in the porcelain throne, you realize it is not done and only continues.  Three lengthy hours where the only thought in your mind is that soon you will be able [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Mentally Retarded Kid Stole My I-Pod</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/03/13/a-mentally-retarded-kid-stole-my-i-pod/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/03/13/a-mentally-retarded-kid-stole-my-i-pod/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 03:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Firstly, I believe that this person was mentally retarded; however he kinda had &#8216;the look&#8217; like that thing from the Goonies. Not sure if that is something else but according to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_disabilities
He had the drooling / lurching characteristics of someone defined as mentally retarded.
Anyways..
Here I am minding my own business having my Quizno&#8217;s 6 inch roast [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Meany</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/25/big-meany/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/25/big-meany/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does picking on people make you feel better about yourself?&#160; Are you a weak feeble failure that hides behind a computer hurling insults at the screen and those on the opposite side?&#160; Were you picked on in school or not up to par with the other kids?&#160; Do you get your laughs and revenge by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trailer Trash &#38; Fatties Makes Me Angry</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/25/trailer-trash-fatties-makes-me-angry/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/25/trailer-trash-fatties-makes-me-angry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I have started to evaluate life and instead of focusing on myself, like I normally do, I decided to focus on other people around me because it is through their imperfections that I shall make myself feel better about myself&#8230; and that is all that truly matters.   
However some things plague me. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pigeons Piss Me Off</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/12/pigeons-piss-me-off/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/02/12/pigeons-piss-me-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 01:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Pigeons.&#160; There is no other bird as filthy, disgusting, and rude as the freeloading piece of shit Pigeon.&#160; Pigeons are like the minority neighbors that nobody wants to move next door to them.&#160; Pigeons are the ugly red headed cousin that gets ignored at those family reunions.&#160; Pigeons are like those down syndrome [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter From The Governor!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/01/18/letter-from-the-governor/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/01/18/letter-from-the-governor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tried to make the world a better and safer place by submitting my ideas via the states website in their &#8216;ideas to make the state a better place,&#8217; and this is the reply I got.  What idiots&#8230; don&#8217;t they drive around at night and realize what an important issue this is?  God I hate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banned From Wal-Mart?  Not Me!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/01/16/banned-from-wal-mart-not-me/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2009/01/16/banned-from-wal-mart-not-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For starters I apologize to my millions of fans for not updating anything, I have been busy volunteering at the Special Olympics and going to Church&#8230; HAHAHAHA.
In my absence a lot of thing have occurred and I am pleased to announce that I am allowed back into Wal-Mart. I was barred from entering one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 12 Days of Shitty Presents</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/12/16/the-12-days-of-shitty-presents/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/12/16/the-12-days-of-shitty-presents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For starters, if my true love ever gave me those shit presents that that poor sap got in that Christmas song - I would totally flip out.&#160; Not a normal spazzoid attack, but going ballistic with my &#8216;fist of fury&#8217; on the poor idiots cranium.&#160; Not only is this song pure garbage, but actually having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Dislike With A Passion&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/12/04/things-i-dislike-with-a-passion/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/12/04/things-i-dislike-with-a-passion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I was roaming around being innocent when it dawned upon me that some fads are making a comeback.&#160; Not only are some returning from the dead, but some are starting to pop up that utterly piss me off.   
In my journey, I encountered a horde of zerging senior citizens walking around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Do Not Like This Iraq Mess..</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/30/testssss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do not like this Iraq War
I do not like it any more
I do not like it here or there
I do not feel the need to care
I do not like my friends in need
That fight for oil and die for greed
I do not like it when they die
For it just makes me start to cry
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How The Jew Stole Christmas</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/30/how-the-jew-stole-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/30/how-the-jew-stole-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every ho down in ho-ville liked Christmas a lot
But the Jew who lived south of that shit hole did not.
For the Jew hated Christmas, that whole god damned season
They changed all the prices and gave sales for no reason
Why did he hate it, the people debated
This Jew rubbed his gold and his hand masturbated
Was it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disney World &#38; Simpson&#8217;s Fanbois Piss Me Off</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/20/disney-world-simpsons-fanbois-piss-me-off/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/20/disney-world-simpsons-fanbois-piss-me-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am watching the TV and up pop&#8217;s the a video of some fat underachiever in his mid 40s yapping about how he had the best trip of his life&#8230;. to Disney World.
A sure sign that this man has never had sex in his life.   
Last time I went to Disney [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lebanon - Earth&#8217;s Armpit</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/20/lebanon-earths-armpit/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/20/lebanon-earths-armpit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Lebanon.  The only thing more disgusting then the country are the Lebanese people that live inside this shitty place.  When I close my eyes and picture Lebanon - I see the insides of an ass hole.   Even people from Flint, Michigan pick on Lebanon and it&#8217;s people.
Lebanese people live in little huts like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank Chronicles - Garden Gnome Refugees</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/17/prank-chronicles-garden-gnome-refugees/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/17/prank-chronicles-garden-gnome-refugees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 I love to prank my friends.&#160; There is 1 friend in particular whom I prank repeatedly just because it never gets old.&#160; This is just 1 of the many episodes of &#34;Prank Chronicles.&#34;    
Growing up in Daytona, I would often spend long hours of the night looking to liberate Garden Gnomes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank Chronicles - Room For Free</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/17/prank-chronicles-room-for-free/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/17/prank-chronicles-room-for-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went out the evening before garbage day and got the idea to see if I could play the &#8216;Ultimate&#8217; joke on a friend of mine. In driving around all night I gathered the remnants of a home in the back of my truck. An exercise bicycle here, a TV here, a giant throw rug, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Broke My Ass &#38; I Hate Coke Commercials!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/16/i-broke-my-ass-i-hate-coke-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/16/i-broke-my-ass-i-hate-coke-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For starters:&#160; I hurt my ass bad.&#160; I decided to pull a heroic secret mission and crawl thru a window for an &#8216;investigation&#8217; because we heard something inside and thought a vagrant broke in.&#160; Naturally, I was hoping to find homeless peepz inside so I could use my well-known Karate Chop Action and bust some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busted..</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/16/busted/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/16/busted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friends and I bought paintball guns and decided to have some fun.
Somehow I got pegged directly in the crotch and hit the ground instantly.&#160; I don&#8217;t really remember landing on my face because I was too busy feeling to see if my testicles were intact.&#160; The family jewels felt like they were rolled on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Marry You For A Nintendo Wii</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/13/i-will-marry-you-for-a-nintendo-wii/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/13/i-will-marry-you-for-a-nintendo-wii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week I decided to put myself up for an auction in hopes of getting someone to buy me some phat lootz! Sadly, the highest bidder was placed by some midget whom I have never met.  I am kind of scared because he took the auction seriously and keeps calling me Buttercup and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunken Rape</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/12/drunken-rape/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/12/drunken-rape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, I have started to have nightmares and a fear of using public bathrooms.&#160; I assume this is all because of what happened to me the other night.
I was taking a piss in a stand up urinal at a hotel and next to me is this man holding the wall like gravity is about to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cemeteries:  The New Floral Supply Store</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/11/cemeteries-the-new-floral-supply-store/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/11/cemeteries-the-new-floral-supply-store/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After making my girlfriend a tad upset by pulling a simple prank like telling her that her mom died, I realized that I need to apologize and make up with her.&#160; After hours of listening to her cry and let the prank settle in so that I can burst in the room laughing and yelling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Dolphins</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/11/i-hate-dolphins/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/11/i-hate-dolphins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During my investigations I have come upon some disturbing factual evidence that leads me to believe that everything that has ever gone wrong in the world has all been orchestrated by an elusive enemy that since the dawn of time, has corrupted our paths of prosperity.&#160; 
This enemy is of course:&#160;&#160; The Dolphin.   [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Was Viciously Attacked By A Retarded Fellow At 7-11</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/06/i-was-viciously-attacked-by-a-retarded-fellow-at-7-11/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/06/i-was-viciously-attacked-by-a-retarded-fellow-at-7-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:21:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So every morning before work, my refillable Big Gulp and I journey to 7-11 for our daily dose of Dr. Pepper. Sometimes there is a small morning rush and a little line I have to wait in to obtain rights to use this fancy machine. I find myself standing behind a fellow whom obviously suffered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff That Pisses Me Off</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/05/stuff-that-pisses-me-off/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/05/stuff-that-pisses-me-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.&#160; When you have a Thunder-Shit.&#160; This is the term for when your asshole is holding back a gigantic log of sizable force to where the poop gets propelled from your O-Ring at such a speed, that it hits the water and creates a waterspout of poopy-liquid back up to your ass crack.&#160;
&#160; 2.&#160; People [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I Going To Die?</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/05/am-i-going-to-die/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/05/am-i-going-to-die/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Email #1: 
Hello.  My name is Christian and I had something interesting happen to me today and need some advice on what will happen.
Here I was last night rummaging in the kitchen for some Prozac or some pills to cheer me up, or perhaps to blitz me out of my mind and knock me out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surviving Black College Reunion</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/surviving-black-college-reunion/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/surviving-black-college-reunion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Party 1:  Tips &#38; Habitat
Hello friends, welcome to our shoulda-been-canceled annual Black College Reunion hosted here in Daytona Beach, where we say it has to do with college, but half of the patrons attending dropped out in 6th grade. 
As a member of the community here in Daytona Beach, I would like to offer some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Immigration Skip Day</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/immigration-skip-day/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/immigration-skip-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you are aware, there is actually an Immigration Skip Day.&#160; It is a day when all immigrants decide to not come to work, then bitch about why they got fired claiming they were racially targeted.&#160; This is very bad because&#160; in the city of Daytona we have more illegal&#8217;s then rednecks have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Demanding Respect</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/demanding-respect/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/demanding-respect/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend does not respect me at all.&#160; I work, I come home, and she is right there bitching up a storm.&#160; She then tells me I do not respect her, why should I?&#160; I&#8217;m the one doing all the work.&#160; There has to be something I can do to fix this relationship.&#160; She yells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Tie The Knot!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/how-to-tie-the-knot/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/how-to-tie-the-knot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question:
I want to my boyfriend to propose to me.&#160; We&#8217;ve been together for 3 years and I love him so much.&#160; I am entering my mid-30&#8217;s and want a child, but for some reason the question just never comes up.&#160; What can I do?
Petra Sanjuff
&#160;
&#160;
After you have sex with the beast, instead of giving him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reality Shows Are Lame!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/reality-shows-are-lame/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/reality-shows-are-lame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Reality Shows with a passion.&#160; I think I hate them more then Lebanese people!   
Why don&#8217;t I get my own show?&#160; My ideas are 10x better then any of these fillers.&#160; My ideas:    
 Quadriplegic Wrestling.     Nude Spin Cycle Rodeo.     [...]]]></description>
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		<title>27 Reasons Why I Hope Hell Is Fake</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/27-reasons-why-i-hope-hell-is-fake/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/03/27-reasons-why-i-hope-hell-is-fake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. This girl always pissed me off, so we tipped her over when she was inside a Porto Potty and she was there for over a day until they found her.     
2. Placed a condom full of tarter sauce in this chicks hair in high school, she found it 4 hours [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Rosie O&#8217;Donnell</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/02/i-hate-rosie-odonnell/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/02/i-hate-rosie-odonnell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate that fat bitch more then I hate anything else.&#160; More then hot dogs, mashed potatoes, retarded children that try to sing, and emo kids that write poetry for attention then use dull razor blades to make tiny gashes on their arms because they are too much of a pussy to use a sharp [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hills Have Eyes</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/the-hills-have-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/the-hills-have-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wes Craven sucks cock.&#160; He has gone so far downhill in the movies he puts out that it is better off if he opened up a window on a high rise and plummeted to his death!&#160; This entire movie made me feel like I was getting my hard earned cash buttfucked out of me.&#160; 
This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Seuss Was On Chronic</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/dr-seuss-was-on-chronic/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/dr-seuss-was-on-chronic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So recently I have been exercising my inner demons and&#160; working them out since&#160; people say I have a lot of &#8216;anger&#8217; issues.&#160; In doing this I began to get in touch with my childhood.&#160; 
In such a venture I broke out the Dr Seuss Chronicles and realized what a sick son of a bitch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to America&#8230; Take A Bath!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/welcome-to-america-take-a-bath/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/welcome-to-america-take-a-bath/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanna make sure I don&#8217;t offend anyone when I word this because I need to accept that the world is a very big place and everyone is different&#8230; that&#8217;s what makes us all unique and that&#8217;s what makes us all humans. So here we go:   
 Tourists don&#8217;t bathe.    [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unleashed</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/unleashed/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/unleashed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/unleashed/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Unleashed was so good I wanted to Shizer&#160; inside my underoos instead of risk missing out on an exciting scene in a bathroom run.    
Jet Li ruled! The movie was so good I might go see it again because it gave me some ideas which I will cover later. I came here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nobody Wants To See Your Pregnant Self</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/nobody-wants-to-see-your-pregnant-self/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/nobody-wants-to-see-your-pregnant-self/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Face it ladies&#8230; ya got knocked up.&#160; Now please have the decency to not go outside.&#160; My friend says pregnant chicks were put here for 1 reason&#8230; so that men wouldn&#8217;t have to use condoms for 9 months.&#160; I&#8217;m starting to believe him because all they do at work is raid the fridge and steal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Door To Door Solicitors Suck</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/door-to-door-solicitors-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/door-to-door-solicitors-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 7th day God rested. That does not mean he got a bunch of hippies going door to door in suits and ties with booklets and pamphlets pleading to you to drink their Kool-Aid and read a new chapter in this fictitious storyline.
I also am sick of door to door salesman that try to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Spanish Channel Pisses Me Off</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/the-spanish-channel-pisses-me-off/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/the-spanish-channel-pisses-me-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I turn this mess on, I fear that sometime throughout the day one of my possessions will end up missing.&#160; 
I don&#8217;t know Spanish, and I will never learn the language.&#160; In fact, the only word that a person needs to know, in Hispanicese, is the word Cervasa and the phrase &#8216;dos cervasa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masterbatitus</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/11/01/masterbatitus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since my child has turned 13 he has been very anti social with the family.&#160; He closes his bedroom door, locks it, and doesn&#8217;t answer when I call.&#160; When I tell him supper is ready he takes longer then normal to come out and always is depressed.&#160; What should I do and what is causing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here Is Your Horoscope!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/here-is-your-horoscope/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/here-is-your-horoscope/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aries: As usual nobody likes you. Your relationship is a fraud and the     person you like is or will be bumping nasties with your best friend. Your parents think you like members of the same sex. You should kill them and then come out of the closet. Don&#8217;t take long trips [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emo Kids Attack!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/emo-kids-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear asshole.
all you do is pick on people especially emo people.&#160; emo people would beat your ass hands down. get a life.&#160; Hide behind the computer more you key pushing fagg dyke ho punk.   
&#160;
Firstly I am not an asshole, though shit does seem to spew from my mouth from time to time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Poem On How I Hate Babies</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/my-poem-on-how-i-hate-babies/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/my-poem-on-how-i-hate-babies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Hate Babies and all the problems they create.  Welfare, poor people, and minorities are all problems that start from the root of all evil&#8230; babies.  So I propose a safer way to take care of this problem which leaks to an overpopulation issue&#8230;. a way that has been practiced many times by many people&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rednecks, UFO&#8217;s, and Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/rednecks-ufos-and-bullshit/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/rednecks-ufos-and-bullshit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a lot of things lately have been confusing to me.
For starters, I am watching TV and there is a redneck talking about how aliens came down and started to stick shit in his asshole.&#160; He called it an &#8216;anal probe&#8217; whereas most of America calls it butt sex. 
Anyway, to make matters more amusing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porn Shop Employee&#8217;s Know Best?  Doubt It.</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/porn-shop-employees-know-best-doubt-it/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/31/porn-shop-employees-know-best-doubt-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I got into a heated argument with a friend about the perils of sex with people in Daytona and how you can simply catch something if a Spring Breaker coughs on you.&#160; There was this lil twit behind me that had to put in his advice about the topic and his entire reason for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polite Way To Quit?</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/polite-way-to-quit/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/polite-way-to-quit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey
I want 2 quit my job but I been there for like 3 years.&#160;&#160; it makes me so mad yet I don&#8217;t want to burn any bridges. whats the polite way of just quitting?
Tim


Get fired&#8230;. honestly.&#160; Jerk off in a bathroom stall when somebody enters and moan really loud&#8230; news of something like that travels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damn Children..</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/damn-children/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/damn-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings:
Advice needed! My kid misbehaves yet I was raised to never hit my child. He (age 13) yells at me, calls me names, and if I touch him he threatens to call the police on me and HRS what can I honestly do?
Sir Pun
&#160;
&#160;
First off ya need to train your kids from an early age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheater Cheater</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/cheater-cheater/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/cheater-cheater/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Help Me!
My wife caught me cheating. She has no direct proof but I am guilty of it and she has accused me of it without any real proof. The emotional pain is getting to me and I do not know what to do. I love my wife but the spark has just died out. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brokeback Mountain</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/brokeback-mountain/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/brokeback-mountain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello my lil fanboi&#8217;s and fangina&#8217;s out there, today I bestow upon you my review on this really really f&#8217;d up movie.. Brokeback Mountain. Since I do not want to target homosexuals and have a lot of friends that are of this orientation out there, and I don&#8217;t want to get in trouble, I will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Black Adopted Thing Died!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/my-black-adopted-thing-died/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/my-black-adopted-thing-died/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something happened&#160; that kinda hurt me lately. 
Ladies and Gents&#8230; my black adoptee in Ethiopia passed away. 
His name was Quarrogtik. I had no idea how to pronounce his name so I just make clicking sounds with my tongue and called him Kuntakentey from that one movie I saw. I would pay more then I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Land Of The Dead!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/land-of-the-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/land-of-the-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally I wouldn&#8217;t be biased before seeing a movie, however I will admit first and foremost I am a friend of random slasher movies with little to no plot, as long as over 100 people get killed (except House of a Thousand Corpses which was the worst movie I have ever seen).&#160; It is known [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kingdom of Heaven</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/kingdom-of-heaven/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/kingdom-of-heaven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am going to make this review very easy to understand so that both the white trash, trailer trash, and uneducated Yankee&#8217;s of the Internet can breeze thru it with little difficulty. 
Ridley Scott screwed me out of money. I saw Gladiator and thought it was a great movie. It would have been better if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stripper Fight!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/stripper-fight/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/stripper-fight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excuse Me!
I&#8217;m a dancer in Daytona and I have been reading your garbage and viewpoints and I really take offense to what you believe we do. We come to work and we dance that is it. It&#8217;s how we make money. Not all of us are whores and not all of us do sexual things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black History Month</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/black-history-month/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Black History Month is a time when we all must remember the cool things our &#8216;brothas&#8217; and &#8217;sistahs&#8217; have done for us in the past.&#160; Like stole my bike, broke into my house just to take a my color tv and Nintendo system when I was little, and made it so rap music can be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Are Too Many?</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/how-many-are-too-many/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/how-many-are-too-many/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey!
How many babies can a chick have before it&#8217;s simply too damned much?
Nik
&#160;
A girl can have 10 kids if spaced in time intervals properly&#8230; when a girl has kids back to back to where her vagina looks like a car stalled out over it and did a burn out, or an Arbeys Meaty Meximelt, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minority Retort</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/minority-retort/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/minority-retort/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Asshole
You are a racist.  All you do is pick on black people like me.
B
For starters I am honored to have a black person email me because it destroys the stereotype that black people never use what they have stolen. 
With all honesty I am not a racist by definition. To be a racist means you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kung Fu Hustle</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/kung-fu-hustle/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/kung-fu-hustle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Face it people. You all really don&#8217;t have a good source of movie reviews. You sit here on a random movie site and read the comments from people none of you care about in newspapers that none of you have ever seen.    
What&#8217;s more pathetic is they always rank sorry ass movies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Baby Factory</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/the-baby-factory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Whom It May Concern
I have read your beliefs in abortion and killing babies and find this to be the most offensive thing I have ever read in my entire life. I am a single parent of 6 and at the age of 26 it is hard but I am a survivor and will never [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Nigga Stole My Bike&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/a-nigga-stole-my-bike/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/a-nigga-stole-my-bike/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might have seen it on the news.   You might have heard it on the radio.    You might have seen me with the &#8216;nigga stole my bike&#8217; T-Shirt on.    Whatever the source&#8230;. the story is true:&#160; My bicycle has been stolen.
With modern technology my friend captured a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Are White Trash &#38; You Know It Clap Your Hands!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/30/if-you-are-white-trash-you-know-it-clap-your-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to laugh.&#160; Not a regular &#8216;Ha-Ha Tee-Hee&#8217; giggle but the hearty laugh that you get when you fantasize about the Kool-Aid man falling down with his contents leaking out all over the carpet kinda laugh.&#160; 
A lot of people talk and mock &#8216;this generation&#8217; and believe me&#8230; I am one of them.&#160; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuck Santa!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/fuck-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing makes me more mad then thinking about Santa Claus.&#160; Let me explain.&#160; This fat fictitious bastard works 1 day a year and has the nerve to toss around poor lil elves and treat them like shit then enslave reindeer to lift his fat bulbous ass in the air so he can deliver my fuckin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The First Time I Got Fired..</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/the-first-time-i-got-fired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So on&#160; a dime I got picked to come to New York with my boss and 2 of my coworkers along with a nice 10 hour stop over in Atlanta because my company screwed something up for me and believe me&#8230; Atlanta Airport is nice&#8230; everything outside.. is like walking around an 1880&#8217;s Sugar Cane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Shit Out Money, My O-Ring Is Blessed!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/i-shit-out-money-my-o-ring-is-blessed/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/i-shit-out-money-my-o-ring-is-blessed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past, I stated that I can create the biggest farce in history and due to my massive following, have so many people back me up and thrive off of it that it can be made believable.&#160; I stated I could shit out gold bricks and people would back me up on it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pet Necrophilia</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/pet-necrophilia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a few days ago I took my dog to the vet.&#160; He had some skin problems that was causing his hair to fall out alongside his back and he was itching it and whining non stop.&#160; Once inside the vets office, sitting on those hard ass wooden 3rd grade chairs. I take note of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Infamous Dog Masturbation Story</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/the-infamous-dog-masturbation-story/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/the-infamous-dog-masturbation-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first got my dog it was a big debate on if I wanted to have him neutered or not.&#160; I was afraid to do it because&#160; I just didn&#8217;t think it was nice to hack off my doggies sac so I embarked on a field trip that is damn near historic&#8230; and so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Chimney Poop Story</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/the-chimney-poop-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long ago back when I was 15, my friend was spending the summer vacation with my family and we were free to do what we do best&#8230;. start trouble.&#160; Things were going great until the neighbors told on my friend for smoking and my dad had to burst into discipline mode!
My pal and my father [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Being A Fat Ass Is Not An Excuse For Being Handicap</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/being-a-fat-ass-is-not-an-excuse-for-being-handicap/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/being-a-fat-ass-is-not-an-excuse-for-being-handicap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So today I was in Walmart pillaging bargain priced items like an addicted crack head in Harlem, and I was almost mowed down by an enormously obese woman in a motorized chair.. the ones they have at the front doors for the retarded people and handicap peepz.&#160; She said in a rude tone that you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Am A Pimp!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/29/i-am-a-pimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the other day I have officially become a pimp.
I am so happy that I have demanded that everybody I work with refer to me in the proper title of Pimpmaster.
It all started when my friend and I decided to walk around the lake just to reflect on how much we rule and to talk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Immigrant, Pick That Brick Back Up And Shut Your Mouth!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/hey-immigrant-pick-that-brick-back-up-and-shut-your-mouth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here I am watching the news and seeing these non-speaking, non-American, border hopping, raft floating, illegal tax leeching, baby making, immigrants bitch and moan because they are not being given the rights of normal citizens.&#160; 
Newsflash you halfwit idiots:&#160; You are NOT normal citizens.
You got into this country illegally, leeched our economy by not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Must &#34;I&#34; Push #1 For English In My Own Damn Country?</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/why-must-i-push-1-for-english-in-my-own-damn-country/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/why-must-i-push-1-for-english-in-my-own-damn-country/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=14</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why the hell do I have to push #1 to get instructions in English when the illegal border hopping, raft floating, flea infested illegal&#8217;s get to sit on the line and not push the &#8216;numero uno?&#8217; 
This country was founded by English speaking rebels and criminals tossed out of the Euro-Trash soil and formed their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Animal Rights People Suck</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/animal-rights-people-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/animal-rights-people-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=13</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So here I am at the river today looking over the water watching an awesome Boater run over one of life&#8217;s lil speed bumps in the harbor aka:&#160; The Manatee.&#160; This fat bulbous Oprah Winfrey look-alike does nothing but pollute our waters with it&#8217;s existence and float around like Louie Anderson in a Dunkin Donuts.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newsflash:  Your Baby Is Ugly!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/newsflash-your-baby-is-ugly/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/newsflash-your-baby-is-ugly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so sick and tired of people showing me baby pictures followed up by that annoying question:
&#8216;Don&#8217;t my baby look cute?&#8217;
NO!&#160; Babies do not look cute.. they look like Weebles and every time I see a baby I just wanna tip it over and give it to charity.&#160; They smell, they poop, and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Redneck Country Song Get Rich Scheme!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/my-redneck-country-song-get-rich-scheme/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/my-redneck-country-song-get-rich-scheme/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sick and tired of turning on the TV and finding out some new hee-haw decided to do a song about current events and cry it to lyrics making millions and millions of dollars.  Not only is it not right.. but it is really starting to piss me off. It&#8217;s always some white bread hick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Wearing Camo In Public Areas You Dumb Hicks</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/stop-wearing-camo-in-public-areas-you-dumb-hicks/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/stop-wearing-camo-in-public-areas-you-dumb-hicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For starters I am pretty mad! I can&#8217;t stand going to the mall and seeing teeny bopping wanna-be push-up bra wearing Brittany Spears looking pre pubescent children walking around like Double A&#8217;s are in style. I demand it to stop. 
More then this, I am getting really irate with White Trash, redneck hillbilly Jed Clampet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Answering Machine Messages &#38; You!</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/answering-machine-messages-you/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/answering-machine-messages-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://chimpersworld.com/?p=9</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sick and tired of people that let their damn kids leave the message&#8217;s on answering machine message&#8217;s. Last thing I want is to hear some lil drooling accident tell &#34;ME&#34; to leave &#34;MY&#34; name and number if I wanna speak to the people I am trying to reach&#8230; I am also sick of hearing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jimmy Buffet Sucks</title>
		<link>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/jimmy-buffet-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://chimpersworld.com/index.php/2008/10/28/jimmy-buffet-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate Jimmy Buffet.  Granted he has good Margaretta&#8217;s but everything else about him sucks.  The tropical fake atmosphere of fat Americans and Euro Trash people that practice bestiality.  The pre teens that appear on girls gone wild that think its cool to sip on coconuts and deep throat those lil&#8217; umbrellas that come with [...]]]></description>
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