Avatar Made Happy In The Pants!
by admin on Jan.04, 2010, under Movie Reviews
Avatar is such a good movie, it made me cum twice - and that was just in the first hour. I don’t know what happened the rest of the time because I was too busy having orgasms throughout the entire movie. This movie had everything: special effects, a storyline worth watching, and even a romantic relationship that would make any slut that fucked Tiger Woods happy. This movie was so good - it even made back door action allowable in the Continental U.S.
I already own a copy for when I cannot pleasure myself or I need a quickie.
For those of you who have not seen the movie yet, it’s about loving humans whom try to relocate these savages peacefully out of their fucked up looking tree house, so that they can build a better lifestyle for the friendly civilized white people. Sadly, just like the dirty people in Africa…. they gotta throw a piss fit and bitch and moan and start trouble by not moving and a war breaks out. I won’t throw in any spoilers, but the bad guys win and all the innocent humans have to move away except for some backstabbing traitors.
If you take a date to see Avatar, you will get laid. If you go see Avatar alone, you will end up with blisters on your palm and a fingernail lodged in your foreskin.
