Chimper’s World

The other day, I was breezing through the mall with my gang of Asians, and I felt the piercing gazes of the local Special Olympic kids preparing for the Winter Events at the Food Court.  I could feel them using their special abilities to gaze into my mind and see if I had discovered their plans of world conquest yet; luckily I was prepared and repelled their mental invasion.   The prior night, I watched Obama’s Healthcare speech, and my IQ was dropped so low, that I was on their level.  It’s a well known fact, that the only minds Retards cannot penetrate - is that of their own species.  I, and the truth that I knew, was safe… for now.

We have been fooled about loving and caring Retarded people since TV first came into our lives.  Such classics like the Goonies… sure he may look like Miss Obama, but he has a heart full of gold, and when he revealed that superman outfit and did his best Christopher Reeves post-pony impression.. we all laughed and smiled.  We were all fooled!

Then there was I Am Sam… such a great movie because Sean Penn didn’t even have to act.  It showed us that Retarded people can breed and turn a lovable lawyer into their slaves.  We saw it… we were mesmerized by it… and God Dammit… we allowed it to continue, because it made us laugh.

Then came Rain Man…. they revealed their superior mathematical abilities in this movie… we fell in love… and allowed them to continue moving forward.  These lovable dummies cannot harm us!  Boy… were we wrong.

Forest Gump…. Heres a special Tard we all admired.  He won championships… showed us their superior hand-eye coordination, showed us how they can excel in war… showed us how he can start up and run a business while others failed left and right, and he broke the racial barriers by befriending a friendly black Retard, thus showing us all that they can create alliances…. we still smiled, laughed, cried.. gave them a shit load of awards… and (may our children forgive us)… allowed it to continue.

Then came the Simple Jack…  I need not go there…

Point is… the media has lied to us about everything.  Yet, we allow it to happen.  What we are seing is a world wide media black out hiding the truth, of the upcoming Retard invasion.  Do you want this to happen?  Do you want to wake up one day and be surrounded by people 10 times worse then French Canadians?  I don’t.  Yet we allow this to happen.  I don’t want my unborn children going to school with people that still support Obama and think he’s doing a good job!  I do not, and will not, tolerate these retarded people plotting to take over my wonderful nation.. while we laugh and cheer them on during their ceremonies… pretending to be mentally unstable as they bite and claw each other and call it high diving… I will not allow this to happen.. and neither shall you!  It’s bad enough I read the forums of IGN, the last thing I want… is to live them all day … every day!

The end is near… Just turn on BET or CNN… you will see… the truth… is out there!