Chimper’s World

Every ho down in ho-ville liked Christmas a lot
But the Jew who lived south of that shit hole did not.

For the Jew hated Christmas, that whole god damned season
They changed all the prices and gave sales for no reason

Why did he hate it, the people debated
This Jew rubbed his gold and his hand masturbated

Was it cuz of the price cuts that rained in the stores
or how all the malls were just littered with whores

Could it be that his gold was getting to small
or that he had to fight mothers for that last Elmo doll

It could be that his heart was not in the right bracket
because during these days his Jew skills couldn’t hack it

“50% off these shoes, well I just can’t compete”
So the Jew launched a plan to steal shit off their feet

But whatever the reason, they all had no clue
Just what had corrupted the heart of this Jew

He stood atop ho-ville near Daytona Beach Pass
and he came up with a plan right out of his ass

He saw all the ho’s badgering cars that drove by
and he came up with a plan in the blink of an eye

I will call my pal Chimpers, whom hates Christmas as well
We will tarnish this season and then burn it to hell

So as the night ended the ho’s went to sleep
And the Jew and Chimpy begun a plan of defeat

They went in the Walmart and made the prices all higher
Then set all the presents for children on fire

“No Christmas for you lil bastards I say,
That’s what you all get for being that way.”

The Jew and Chimpy sang some beats all night long
They drank, and they danced, and they both hit the bong

The sun it came up, and the scene had unfold
They knew what would happen to the young and the old

The ho’s would crawl out and to the stores they would flee
And note the prices rose by a dollar or three

Then they noticed as one, that the prices were higher
And that with limited money their funds would expire

“I need overtime Leroy” to the pimp they did plead
I will strip and I’ll fuck and I’ll suck till I bleed

But Leroy said no, he just couldn’t do shit
There would be no more Christmas and they all knew it

But instead of such crying, there arose such a sound
It started real low, then got really profound

And what happened then, well in ho-ville they said
That Christmas was born without giving some head

Chimps and the Jew, well they didn’t feel right
In their throats something happened that got really tight

It started as chest pains, it gave them the shits
It burned in their tummy’s, their ass, and their tits

Well the Jew, he got itchy, his nose it grew smaller
While Chimpers sat down, and their spirits got taller

It was in that instance they knew not a reason
But they both kinda liked this festive Christmas season

So they slashed all the prices and gave out some gold
And the Jew and Chimpers loved the season I’m told.

They joined hands and they sang, the dreidel it spun
Christmas was for the many not the singular one

It’s a season for people let’s put prejudice away
And all be together on this great holiday