Lebanon - Earth’s Armpit
by admin on Nov.20, 2008, under Rants
I hate Lebanon. The only thing more disgusting then the country are the Lebanese people that live inside this shitty place. When I close my eyes and picture Lebanon - I see the insides of an ass hole. Even people from Flint, Michigan pick on Lebanon and it’s people.
Lebanese people live in little huts like the Indians except they are not as civilized as the Indians were and are too stupid to run casino’s. They all have flea’s and have no soap. America tried to give them soap, but they got all pissy and blew it up because that is the only thing they are good at. Almost all people in Lebanon are terrorist, except they are stupid and often blow their own people up as well as themselves. The term suicide bombers came from the the Lebanese except they weren’t trying to be suicidal but were rathers too stupid to know any better.
Lebanon’s chief export are STD’s and body lice. Finding a clean person from Lebanon is like fucking Madonna and not catching The Clap. I once had a Lebanese friend, but when I realized she was from Lebanon I made sure she lost her kids and was deported. I think she is in Guantanamo Bay with the other filthy rejections of our civilized society. Her kids were used for scientific studies and I am pretty sure they still have no clue who their father is, as that is common in Lebanese culture.
In Lebanon it is ok to marry people when they are 12, kinda like Texas, except Texans have running water and have discovered razor technology.
The Lebanese flag is a giant fucking Christmas Tree smack dab in the center. The smartest man in Lebanon wanted to display how bad ass his country was so he picked the most hardcore thing in his country. He was so proud of this, but he did not realize that even though it is super cool in Lebanon - the rest of the world chops them fuckers down in under 12 seconds. A more proper choice for an icon of Lebanon would have been a gigantic vagina, suitable as a representation of the people. Also, the capitol of Lebanon is Beirut which in Arabic translates to ‘huge pussies.’
Lebanese intelligence is as rare as fat people in Ethiopia.
I would rather attend a Nelly Fertado concert then be in the same room as a Lebanese person.
