Prank Chronicles - Room For Free
by admin on Nov.17, 2008, under Rants
I went out the evening before garbage day and got the idea to see if I could play the ‘Ultimate’ joke on a friend of mine. In driving around all night I gathered the remnants of a home in the back of my truck. An exercise bicycle here, a TV here, a giant throw rug, an entertainment stand, cabinets, toys, a table, etc. Virtually an entire household collected in random trash heaps!
I snuck over to his house as he was at work and his parents completely asleep inside… battling a severe case of the giggles, I unloaded the truck and remade an entire room in his front yard. It now had recliners, chairs, barstools, a full sized bar, TV on the entertainment stand, cabinets, kid toys, a play pen with little dolls inside, etc. I literally made his entire front lawn into what could be another section of his house… I never laughed so hard in my life.
I drove home wiping the tears from my eyes, no matter what I did - I could not stop laughing!
As expected. I got a call from my HYSTERICAL friend screaming on ‘what the neighbors did to his house!’ Now before I get any further, let it be known that his family and his neighbors were always at a war with each other. He began to tell me how his parents flipped out and had called the Police and they were taking fingerprints and everything from the items in the yard and how the neighbors were being interrogated etc. His step dad got on the phone and was yelling at me thru it on how he was going to bring those bastards down and have them put in jail to the point of rotting away and how my friend is about to go over and knock them all out… So I did what anybody would do in this position…
I told him that I hope he fuckin nails those bastards and I became the biggest 2 legged pussy on the planet and didn’t admit shit!
After everything settled down overtime, every moment when I went to his house afterwards, I couldn’t stop chucking and they never knew what I truly did.
Finally a good 4 years after I pulled the prank, I finally told my friend the truth; whereas he looked at me for the longest time… at least 5 straight minutes… and just nodded stuttering ‘damn you’ repeatedly.
This is just 1 of the times I pulled a prank on my poor friend.
