Drunken Rape
by admin on Nov.12, 2008, under Advice
Lately, I have started to have nightmares and a fear of using public bathrooms. I assume this is all because of what happened to me the other night.
I was taking a piss in a stand up urinal at a hotel and next to me is this man holding the wall like gravity is about to kick him in the ass. He leans over to me… and puts his hands on my back shoulder. At this point 2 things are going on in my mind:
1. I’m about to be ass raped.
or
2. I’m about to whoop this mans ass and drown him in his own pee.
Just as I am about to use my super ninja moves (which means I was about to scream like a little girl and hope some big hick comes to my rescue), he looks at me and falls over.
I watched him collapse on the ground unconscious. Turns out he was drunk, but this just goes to show you when 2 men are taking a pee and one touches the other on the shoulder… a million things go through your mind.
Since this happened I haven’t been able to go to a public bathroom no more, just because I feel I got lucky this time, I might not be as lucky the next.
What can I do?
Jeremy R.
Jeremy:
How can you say you got lucky this time? You didn’t even get laid. If you sit on your ass because of fear, you will never make a name for yourself - like the first Jew who decided to wear a green outfit and started the Leprechaun Revolution.
We all have gross bathroom stories: I remember one time I was wiping my ass and realized that somewhere mid stroke, my finger must have slipped through the toilet paper… things happen, so move on.
And maybe next time in the bathroom you will get lucky.
