Chimper’s World

My girlfriend does not respect me at all.  I work, I come home, and she is right there bitching up a storm.  She then tells me I do not respect her, why should I?  I’m the one doing all the work. 
There has to be something I can do to fix this relationship.  She yells at me, and says that I do not make her feel useful, and that the passion has left our sex life.  What can I do?

Firstly, always treat your women with respect…. women would learn to appreciate you more if you buy them such important items to help them with house work such as a new vacuum, mop, or detergent, so on special holidays they don’t have to do the dishes with their bare hands but can use the dishwasher.  Women also love it when you show how useful they can be by telling them to get their ass up and fetch you a beverage from the fridge.

When in a verbal confrontation, always refer to yourself in the third person because it makes you feel powerful in midst of your adversaries.  It also is kinky in bed when you are having hot role playing sex.  That would solve the problems about not getting respect, not being able to perform admirably in bed, and making her feel useful and happy.