Chimper’s World

I hate that fat bitch more then I hate anything else.  More then hot dogs, mashed potatoes, retarded children that try to sing, and emo kids that write poetry for attention then use dull razor blades to make tiny gashes on their arms because they are too much of a pussy to use a sharp edge and finish the deed. 

I hate… Rosie O’Donnell with a passion.

My hatred for this fat bitch would be the complete opposite of that felt from the joy of a Jewish man at the flea market.  It’s that powerful!

Nothing makes me more disgusted in the human species then looking at the Queen of Queer Hypocrisy, Rosie O’Donnell.  For those of you who do not know who this blimped up waste of skin is, she’s the white trash parental mistake that got her fame by trashing all the things she now does on a daily basis. 

Rosie O’Donnell started out her show preaching God and giving the ‘Down to Earth’ appearance that captivated soccer moms and single parents with nothing left to live for.  Trailer trash were glued to their TV sets to see what this tub of lard would preach next.  She would start bantering about how homosexuals were living a life of sin, and how disgusting it would be to live the life of shame that these people exists in.

Sometime down the road, she decided that licking pussy was ok… and she became that of what she picked on publicly for a long time… a lesbian.

Who the hell would munch on her fat beefy and most likely not shaved poonaner?

I bet her coochie looks like the mouth of a pony when it is munching on oats, or perhaps that of overstuffed luggage.  I imagine her thick nasty coonaner looks like a picture of an Arbie’s Roast Beef Meximelt in a soggy bun.  I bet that saggy clam looks like a Scream Poster or over packed luggage!  The dust in that disgusting thing must be abundant because no man would unclog those pipes and no toy could make it past the first meat curtain.  I bet when she takes off her panties a dust cloud flies out like that of a building crumbling.  It must be  disgusting.

Aside from the sheer hypocrisy that is Rosie fat-fuck O’Donnell, lets talk about about values.  The reason I want to bring values up is because her fan base is full of retarded people that masturbate to Fox TV and probably are blind to the world around them.  They see Rosie as an informative character that is so tender and lovable.  Rosie introduces to the public her viewpoints and, once again, white trash nobodies watch, increase her ratings, and preach her gospel.  Thankfully most people woke up and every show she has ever been on either failed or she got booted off of.

Rosie O’ Donnell is a big Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise fan.  Ok people… everyone knows that Michael Jackson is as innocent as OJ Simpson.  There is no denying it.  On the other side of the card… you have Tom Cruise…. who is the worlds biggest jackass.  I would rant about Scientology but I think that is overkill since it is already the worlds biggest joke.  Even Mormons pick on Scientology and that’s pretty fucking bad considering the fact that their entire religion was based off a scheme some idiot created by reading invisible rocks inside a hat (who was later stoned to death by his own villagers by the way).

Not only is she plagued with that horrible New York accent and her Tom Brockaw hairdo, but she has the nerve to think she is the center of every conversation.  Like anyone in their right mind tunes into that dykefest called ‘The View’ to care what a bunch of prehistoric hags talk about.  Their political viewpoints are almost as important as what color the shit was that I flushed down the toilet 20 minutes ago.  Nobody sat in front of The View to hear what Rosie O’Donnel or those other dinosaurs think.  I rather listen to the President stutter another statement out for 30 minutes with his inability to properly say words over 2 syllables long, then listen to 30 seconds of this husky whore  give her thoughts on the worlds events.  The View has sucked before and after Rosie, the show just down right is horrible.  The people that pander to it need to get a job and stop being drains on the economy. 

During her short stint on that show, Rosie O’Donnell stated that it shouldn’t be hard to explain Steve Irwins death to fans… just say it as:  (quoted) "That idiot that tried to feed his baby to a crocodile died."  OK, you triple chinned testosterone filled heifer.  Steve Irwin not only had more fans then you, but educated how many more people?  If it wasn’t for Steve Irwin half the people wouldn’t even know about wild animals because he made learning fun. 

How many people mourn the death of Steve Irwin compared to those that would give 2 shits about Rosie?  What’s funny is when he appeared on her shows in the past…. she kissed his ass.   She stated he was ‘very talented and educational’ yet after that, she ripped him apart for having his child with him while feeding a crocodile.

Not counting the fact he had 7 people around him at the time. 
Rosie then stated:  What if something happened?!

What if?  What…. if?  The world is not built on what if’s, it’s built on what DID’s!  What if she ate herself to death and had a stroke?  What if Frodo didn’t throw the ring in the volcano and the bad guys in Lord of the Rings won the battle?  What if?  NOBODY CARES!  It didn’t happen?

Wanna know a what if?  90% of us learned how to swim by our parents tossing us into the swimming pools while they sat there yelling instructions to us (often holding a beer).  WHAT IF, we had taken a gulp of water?  All it takes is a couple gulps for oxygen to be cut and what if…. our drunken parents pulled us out and attempted CPR?  Well only 15% of the US population knows CPR so WHAT IF they performed it wrongly thus injuring us and making us so retarded that we ended up as one of her fans?  WHAT IF we drowned in the process of this?  According to Rosie, it COULD HAPPEN, but guess what… it didn’t?! 

This is how we learned how to swim… this is how MOST Australians raise their children, with nature.  Who is she to complain about how people raise children?  She can’t even have any!  I’m not talking about the fact that she is  so ugly no man would cock her down, or the fact that she’s a dyke and wouldn’t accept the cock… but the fact that she cannot even reproduce due to some internal injury (most likely caused by some Saint whom punched her in the gut to avoid additions to her bloodline)…. so she adopts children… and raises them with a silver spoon in their mouths.  They get swimming lessons and go to private schools where 92% of the population cannot afford to do… hence we learn through other means that she has NO RIGHT to talk about.

The only amusing thing on the Rosie show was when she bitched at Tom Selleck (who called her a stupid fat dyke and walked off) because he became a spokesperson for NRA.   He blasted her dumb ass while she just looked at him like a retarded deer in headlights.  After this, she stated she would never allow a gun near you because they kill children.  Within 3 months her main bodyguard got arrested for not only… violating probation, but having an illegal firearm on him as well… keep in mind he wasn’t supposed to even be holding a firearm due to the fact he was an ex-convict. 

Hypocrisy really shines with the fact she was strongly anti-gay at the start of her career then decided to lick carpet and get on the pro-gay soapbox towards the end… then tried to deny her hidden relationship on air until it hit the tabloids when her show then suffered the ONLY massive walk from a studio audience in history… she was ‘fired’ the next week.  Hypocrisy at its finest?

On top of this she is a horrible actor..  her movies suck.. 

Please for the love of God … do the world a favor and keep eating until you die… you are a hypocrite and a disgrace to humanity.  You are a washed up comic.  You are worthless.

I hope you get a vaginal disease in your twaticle that makes you explode on live TV.