Chimper’s World

I wanna make sure I don’t offend anyone when I word this because I need to accept that the world is a very big place and everyone is different… that’s what makes us all unique and that’s what makes us all humans. So here we go:

Tourists don’t bathe.

There is nothing worse then being crammed in a theater or somewhere with some dude that has more fleas in his Dirt Brown Santa Claus beard then a Kennel. If you all are tourists.. or know some… here are some hints. Y

You are in America… smell that air? That is our air.. See the running water? I know you might not have that and might take baths out of a ‘watering hole’ but here we have tubs.. and sinks. you lift up the nozzle and water comes out… Water keeps you clean… so when your stank ass sits next to me or walks anywhere near me in a crowded environment you don’t smell like a bag of assholes.

This is America not the desert cave you are used to. Now maybe in your homeland your idea of water sanitation is stirring a stick in a bucket of water and you’re idea of fresh water is the Spring Rainy Season, but in America we have treatment facilities where the water is always there and you can use it. Know what is good about this? It’s free. Sure people like us AMERICANS have a water bill. But in your lil motel 6 or any gas station bathroom you can use the god damned thing… for free. Use it… soak yourself in it… I don’t care… but do NOT go to a movie theater smelling like you followed the Southpark dietary technique and jammed food in your anus.

That crap might fly in the desert but it don’t here in a ‘civilized nation’ okay?