Chimper’s World

Unleashed was so good I wanted to Shizer  inside my underoos instead of risk missing out on an exciting scene in a bathroom run.

Jet Li ruled! The movie was so good I might go see it again because it gave me some ideas which I will cover later. I came here thinking the movie would be a lil slow and a tad on the blah side, but Jet Li did a performance to rival Tom Hanks when he played that retarded fellow named Gump. 

The movie was not slow… it started off with ass kicking and ended with more ass kicking.

However… My Idea: 

I learned something about this film. You see…. in this movie Jet Li was raised as a fighter early on. Trained to fight… and wow… did he whoop some boom boom…. learning this technique that I personally believe God delivered to me, it kinda sparked this thing in my noggin:

Can I do this? Could I somehow implement this in my plot to take over the nation with an army of Orientals?

Then I thought of the problem. I have NEVER seen 1 homeless Oriental person… and I have NEVER seen one raggy Asian kid. Why is this? I will tell you why. The damn government knows the power of the Asians and thus takes care of them leaving every other minority struggling for life… because if an Asian is to be neglected… the ultimate uprising could take place. 

On my way home today I took the long way around… and went thru the muck of Central Florida…. driving thru the ghetto searching for my chance to stea…..err… raise an Asian kid so that I could train him to be my personal ninja.  Sadly all I saw was the normal dwellers of the ghetto and my search ended. (I shall continue through other means like Ebay perhaps). There has to be a site out there because I know some sites that sell Russian Women to American Men so I imagine there is some to sell me my Asian Militia!

Could you imagine the profit of your own personal oriental ninja’s? Everyone knows that they are small. So chances are they can fit in most overhead compartments and thus are very compact. They are at least 10 times faster then other races and are all very smart especially in math. (Math skills date back to when they all fought those samurai guys… 1 oriental would take out like 10 Mongolian samurai’s at the same time so they could count fast to see if there was 11, because if there was more then 10 they used their secret Asian speed and vanished in a puff of smoke).   I totally did research on this shit.

If I could find my own personal Jet Li to raise and be my pal… I would rise up and create the best government ever.  Then I would have my army of Asian ninja’s kill Brittany Spears and all those other people I don’t like. Right after they build a Great Wall to keep Canadians off of our soil.  That would be top priority.

Damn Canadians.