The Spanish Channel Pisses Me Off
by admin on Nov.01, 2008, under Rants
Every time I turn this mess on, I fear that sometime throughout the day one of my possessions will end up missing.
I don’t know Spanish, and I will never learn the language. In fact, the only word that a person needs to know, in Hispanicese, is the word Cervasa and the phrase ‘dos cervasa por favor.’ Loosely translated it commands the nearest mustached bitch to drop you a pint of booze. Then you tip her a nickel and tell her to leave. She will reply to you in her native clicks and whistles and stomp off with her Jennifer Lopez ass flaying back and forth.
I dislike Spanish TV mainly because in a 30 minute sitcom 27 minutes of it is people crying. Then the rest of the day, after sappy cry baby pussy sitcoms, they have the Spanish Version of Jerry Springer where these immigrants kick each other, scream, and do a retard version of Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge (that cool Jap show on Spike TV). If you ever seen the Simpsons, (worst show ever), then you see them watch that fat Hispanic bumble bee guy on the TV… that is how Spanish TV is.. it makes no sense and is just plain stupid.
All Hispanics in the US need to learn English anyway’s, how else will they know to do my landscaping and pick my ferns and oranges?
