Chimper’s World

Wes Craven sucks cock.  He has gone so far downhill in the movies he puts out that it is better off if he opened up a window on a high rise and plummeted to his death!  This entire movie made me feel like I was getting my hard earned cash buttfucked out of me. 

This movie is the same thing as every other recently shitty movie:

Inbreed crazy redneck deformed people pillaging and raping unsuspecting hicks that think taking a road trip is a good idea.

Naturally, like every other B-Rated plot line… it turns out nasty where the most unsuspecting people in the movie live, and the ones you thought were badass turn into big giant pussy’s and die. 

If I wanted to watch a mass of retarded people roaming around like mindless zombies I would take a ride on Martin Luther King Blvd and gawk at all the crackheads and drugged up prostitutes and do drive-by super soakerings.  Why would I want to go to the movies to see a snuff film of deformed retarded people raping hicks when BCR (Black College Reunion) is yearly here in Daytona Beach and that sorta behavior happens on every street corner during that so-called ‘event’? 

I am tired of horrible remakes of movies.  War of the Worlds….. The Ring… Grudge….  The Pink Panther.. I can go on and on.  Each of those movies is a drop of splooge on a once perfect script warped to make the modern day teeny boppers drool on sight. 

When this movie ended I cried… not because the ending was sad but because in the time it took us to watch this disaster, I could have invested it in some quality video game time.  I cried for that… and for the loss of my $14.40 (not counting my popcorn and drink).