Nobody Wants To See Your Pregnant Self
by admin on Nov.01, 2008, under Rants
Face it ladies… ya got knocked up. Now please have the decency to not go outside. My friend says pregnant chicks were put here for 1 reason… so that men wouldn’t have to use condoms for 9 months. I’m starting to believe him because all they do at work is raid the fridge and steal pickles and fill it with shitty ice cream and cheap candy.
Pregnant people are not attractive. They are like fat people except with a coochie. What’s more disgusting is pregnant chicks that go to the beach clad in bathing suits and maternity wear…. that’s like placing your kid in a microwave, except not as funny, and you know that lil accident is going to come out all googly eyed and retarded. Pregnant people also smell like a medicine cabinet.
Also when a girl gets pregnant, she needs to burn her bathing suits because after she has that kid, she gets what I call ’swamp tummy syndrome’ where their tummy looks like a Monster truck did a skid mark on it. It is nasty to look at.
Anyway, going outside while pregnant is disrespectful to those of us made in perfection and I am tired of having to look at it in public places.
