Door To Door Solicitors Suck
by admin on Nov.01, 2008, under Rants
On the 7th day God rested. That does not mean he got a bunch of hippies going door to door in suits and ties with booklets and pamphlets pleading to you to drink their Kool-Aid and read a new chapter in this fictitious storyline.
I also am sick of door to door salesman that try to impress you with vacuum cleaners that suck more then the new Madonna album or other crap that you can easily purchase at any Department Store.
Then, when you finally get the ability to throw a bucket of water out at these solicitors, they pull the trump card to the Peddlers Arsenal:
Girl Scouts!
These evil lil bitches come to your door armed with a red wagon, a cute little uniform, and smile and just make it so difficult to grab them by the neck and rip their braces out. Every time I see a girl scout I know that their evil Kryptonite gazes will somehow make its way into my pocket and leave me with a ton of their… wonderful… tasty… mouth watering.. cookies….
I bought like 4 boxes today. Fucking lil demon bitches.
