Chimper’s World

I Hate Babies and all the problems they create.  Welfare, poor people, and minorities are all problems that start from the root of all evil… babies.  So I propose a safer way to take care of this problem which leaks to an overpopulation issue…. a way that has been practiced many times by many people… abortion.  Not only is it fun but it is easy to do and you can do it yourself with just a coat hanger if you are bored and experimental.

Since it it is known that kids like things that rhyme since they are too stupid to understand common f’ing English, I propose a new children’s poem or song that can be taught to our lil accidents at an early age… Once they hear this over and over subliminally they will get the hint and our future population will level off to a more suitable level.  Imagine a world without overpopulation and poor people?  There would be no war, hunger, or New Yorkers!    So here it is the new upcoming Kids Bopz beat for the Millennia Generation!

It has come to my attention
On this stuff that I shall mention
That there seems an evil plague among the land.

Yes alas this stories true
And its told from me to you
For this plague of trouble rising here at hand

Babies are the issue
So men just seek a tissue
And I shall teach you all a trick to learn

While the men they stop this problem
From their skinmeat that’s a throbbin’
And off this evil deadly active sperm

Now ladies be no stranger
To our friend the poor coat hanger
And stop this problem before it scars the Earth

Just stick it here asunder
In your section there down under
And prevent this problem from the flight of birth

Now I am not a killer
To this evil baby thriller
I really wish to do my happy part

So stop this insurrection
From the men and their erection
And halt this problem soon before the start

Or you will feel the pain
Of this evil baby game
Then have a world that is so full of dread

So due to this bad threatness
That starts with women’s wetness
Just don’t have sex and settle for some head

So practice masturbation
And give no hesitation
To things I write that you can not retort

For I say my stories true
So people don’t just screw
And if they come just promise to abort!

Remember to do your part as an American and stop the population overflow. Punching a pregnant person in the stomach helps out the world and unites us as the human race. They will most likely thank you since they do not wish to be pregnant themselves. So you are helping as a model citizen in this great country. Do your part by stopping this evil threat and remember. 1 less baby is 1 more space for those of us that count.