My Black Adopted Thing Died!
by admin on Oct.30, 2008, under Rants
Something happened that kinda hurt me lately.
Ladies and Gents… my black adoptee in Ethiopia passed away.
His name was Quarrogtik. I had no idea how to pronounce his name so I just make clicking sounds with my tongue and called him Kuntakentey from that one movie I saw. I would pay more then I was supposed to so averagely I would pay the agency about 20 - 35 bucks a month and he would write letters in his stone aged language and thank me and it kinda chiseled my black heart. But he died of ‘natural causes’ at the age of 13.
Natural Causes? Ok.. look. I know damned well that 20 - 35 smackers goes a long way in that country.. so I fail to see how ‘natural causes’ could occur when my lil savage is rich beyond recognition. He could have bought Off Spray to keep those bugs away from him unlike those other kids on TV! He could probably have gotten a nice Gem Studded Jewel to have pierced into that bone he probably had thru his nose! But no… for some reason my rich lil Neanderthal died.. of what they said was ‘natural causes’?!
Don’t ever donate to these charities.. For starters when I called them. They wouldn’t define ‘natural causes.’ I bet… and I honestly believe this.. that all the money I donated the last year went to buying some rich guy a car or Sally Strutthers another glazed donut. I bet they got lil Chinese kids in sweat shops writing these letters and sending pictures of random kids to you to make more money.
They wouldn’t even refund my money? Can you believe that? My investment and lil tax write off died… and they wouldn’t give me a frickin refund?! Don’t fall for it people… this death is almost as bad as when my adopted Manatee died. I’m so mad.
