Cheater Cheater
by admin on Oct.30, 2008, under Advice
Help Me!
My wife caught me cheating. She has no direct proof but I am guilty of it and she has accused me of it without any real proof. The emotional pain is getting to me and I do not know what to do. I love my wife but the spark has just died out. We have 1 son whose turning 3 this weekend. To make matters worse the person I cheated on her with was her best friend and I know sooner or later they will get to talking.
Please keep this serious
Matt
I just knew someone would approach me with a relationship question of this caliber.
For starters, put your kid up for adoption… Since you won’t want him after you banged your wife’s pal and she will then feel bad staring at that lil mistake, you might as well try to make a quick buck off him and sell him to slave labor forces or the South American black market.
Secondly…. if the pudding was not good then you are really gonna regret the switch. Honestly, before your friend does, tell your wife you were drunk and her friend took advantage of you. Cry or fake crying, if you cannot man up real tears, and blame everything on her friend. Make it really emotional so they start to fight and you can watch, then when they start to rip off each others clothing… take pics of both the whores and put the video on Youtube.
If this plan fails, kill yourself using a bird cage, ceiling fan, and a toothbrush. You might as well be creative after fucking up as bad as you did.
