Chimper’s World

Black History Month is a time when we all must remember the cool things our ‘brothas’ and ’sistahs’ have done for us in the past.  Like stole my bike, broke into my house just to take a my color tv and Nintendo system when I was little, and made it so rap music can be heard at all hours of the night by lil peasants who think that they are cool.

Without these wonderful people to take out our trash, do our janitorial work, keep our police employed, and keep the drug supply strong so that our hospitals are always full we would not have any link to the past other then what Darwin’s scale of evolution shows us. 

We dedicate this month to those among us whose blood is 75% THC.  So crack open a nice ‘40′ for our men and women out there and invite them and their 9 kids over for a nice blunt, some food stamps, and a nice friendly watermelon spitting contest. 

So today I plan to adopt a black person (since my last one died in Ethiopia through that mail order adoption thing that Sally Struthers conned me on).  That way I can help them out by paying for some shit they can hang in their lil teepee’s and HUD homes. 

God Bless America!

This dedicated to all my black pals who most likely stole a computer to read this. 

Take a joke people…. please don’t end up spamming my mail box with more death threats… and if you do.. please be more creative in them.