I Am A Pimp!
by admin on Oct.29, 2008, under Rants
So the other day I have officially become a pimp.
I am so happy that I have demanded that everybody I work with refer to me in the proper title of Pimpmaster.
It all started when my friend and I decided to walk around the lake just to reflect on how much we rule and to talk a bit.. when lo and behold a woman walked up to us and said she would give each of us 20 dollars if we allowed her to walk with us and say she was with us for the last hour if need be.
I made sure to get our money right away because she could have been a Jew and lying to us, but she proved true and gave us our money.
Either way we allowed her to walk with us while me and friend continued our conversation on some stupid topic involving midgets when a police officer came by on his bicycle wearing his daisy duke shorts like that funny homosexual dude on Reno 911. He asked for our ID’s then stopped and took the girl who paid us aside and started to question her. She shouted, ‘bullshit’ and said she was with us for a while and she has no clue about whatever he was saying.
The man asked us to confirm this, and we denied it. He handcuffed her as she cussed us out and we went away with 20 bucks in each of our pockets.
Either way.. I think she was a prostitute and I taught that ho a lesson about respect.
So from this day forward I shall be known as Pimpmaster Supreme. Failure to do so will make me mad and thus induce my fullest wrath imaginable -which means I will do nothing but bitch up a storm for attention.
