Chimper’s World

Why the hell do I have to push #1 to get instructions in English when the illegal border hopping, raft floating, flea infested illegal’s get to sit on the line and not push the ‘numero uno?’

This country was founded by English speaking rebels and criminals tossed out of the Euro-Trash soil and formed their own society to make us the worlds current powerhouse. So in ‘my’ country why is it I have to bend my ass over backwards for a race that has mastered the ability to fit 19 of their kind into 1 pick-up truck? Explain to me that.

Here I am sitting on the phone trying to get in touch with Mastercard because I have a billing error. Ok, no problem. I’m watching the Best of Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, I laugh, I forget to push the #1, and the next thing you know some lady is rambling on like she is possessed by the devil in some native tongue that sounds as if she is gurgling without proper blood flow and has a missing larynx.

I sit here…. confused.. and mutter my statement. "Err… sorry… I think I am lost." Because hell… I didn’t even think about the #1 thing.  To make my blood boil this most-likely illegal chick, who only has this job because welfare is only paying for 11 of her children, has the nerve to say in her horrid accent that is a slap to the ‘Proper English Language (white)’ "downtchu naw haw tu fallow ihnstrukzyonz?" and she… disconnects me.  (Translation:  Don’tcha know how to follow instructions)?

Instead of transferring me, in acknowledgement of my pure blood superiority, she instead, with her awesome powers that Affirmative Actions laws most likely got her and her sub-education did not, had the nerve to disconnect me.

If I could understand her name (which could only be Enrique, or Juanita, or something like that because I know there isn’t many Hispanic girl names that are original unlike the black culture, where they have  names like Shaniqua and Tshwanda), I would have written it down and complained to her boss… who most likely would have agreed with me and deported her back to her native country.

This whole thing just pissed me off. Oh ok, some of you hippies will most likely be ignorant and say I am being racial… but whose the racist person here? Why not press #1 for Japanese, or #2 for Hebrew, or #3 for Russian, or hell… the Chinese which have a bigger population then any other race (I think), or hell… even African (if they even have phones down there in their lil teepee huts haha), or anything else. Why is it we bend our ass’s over for the Hispanic population and it is us and every other race on the planet that has to push #1? Why is it that only Hispanics get special treatment? In my opinion…. that’s racism.