Newsflash: Your Baby Is Ugly!
by admin on Oct.28, 2008, under Rants
I am so sick and tired of people showing me baby pictures followed up by that annoying question:
‘Don’t my baby look cute?’
NO! Babies do not look cute.. they look like Weebles and every time I see a baby I just wanna tip it over and give it to charity. They smell, they poop, and they drool and those are not qualities of something I would consider ‘cute!’
I can’t stand children. I think immediately after child birth babies should be put on a plane and raised in special camps so that they may learn social skills and proper job etiquette by the time they are 4. That way our economy will be booming since our lil baby coal miners will be able to farm ore by the time they take their first steps.
Now a lot of you people are like, ‘Woah! That is kinda harsh, how would you feel if this was your child?’
Well.. I wouldn’t know… so that question is stupid. That is like saying, ‘How would you feel if you had 1 arm up your ass and your legs broken backwards around your neck?’
You wouldn’t know.. so why make such a stupid interrogative statement like that?
So please stop showing me pictures of your kid and asking me if it is cute because my answer is simple.. your mistake is not cute… put it back where it came from and lets forget about it. ok?
