Chimper’s World

I’m sick and tired of turning on the TV and finding out some new hee-haw decided to do a song about current events and cry it to lyrics making millions and millions of dollars.  Not only is it not right.. but it is really starting to piss me off. It’s always some white bread hick that lives in a trailer and believes in the ‘keep it in the family’ rule where he cries and moans about a war he isn’t in, yanking the heartstrings of families everywhere so he can get rich.

If it isn’t rednecks then it’s some ghetto white thug with an identity crisis rapping about his life in Section 8 housing and the trials and tribulations of rising above the ghetto to his new mansion often stopping on the way to crack on his mom, or beat his wife up and ninja his kid away faster then one can swipe  spare ribs during black pimp fight.

People that make money off songs dealing with current events have no skill. They simply watch the news and make a song about it that rhymes and tells a story to get rich so everyone at home, watching TV, can sympathize with people in those 3rd world nations and can cry while saying that they feel so enlightened by the words of these retards.

These people have no soul.. they are low… pathetic.. and came up with a get rich scheme in ways that make compassionate people agree. You cannot win an argument against this.  If you do not agree with their words and are not touched by their Pro American songs then you are a communist… so… they win regardless by forcing their opinions upon you.  It’s not only low pathetic, but in my opinion it is fricken brilliant.

I’m gonna do it…

So here I go.. my poem that will one day be turned into Lyrics by some rap star or pig mounting southerner so I can rise to fame as the BEST rap artist out there.  The story of everything.. not only my life.. but the current events… I have paypal… so send me money:

I live in Florida raised here since birth
Swam from a sac and was blessed on this Earth
Came up in school with teachers so wry
I wished just to burn em and just watch em die
I graduated at the top of my class
I cheated so bad I was glad that I passed
My friend banged a teacher and got us straight A’s
To bad she got herpes from all those school days
I got a good job that makes me good wages
I don’t strip for money or dance on the stages
So here I just sit and cry for the planet
The soldiers who die, it’s just wrong, I say dammit
Then you got this Republican puppet
Whose stupid, retarded, and looks like a muppet
Who stutters each word and falls down on his face
When he says big words, he’s our countries disgrace
You got all these hicks who sing about Towers
Falling far faster then Jennifer Flowers
Damn terrorist who hurt our good homes
Who blew us real hard like that ole Paula Jones
The war for the oil in lands there down yonder
Is something too awful for all us to ponder
You see a poor soldier get hacked into pieces
That’s our mothers our fathers.. our aunts and our nieces
That’s our family out there and out there all alone
While this cocaine token tard will not send em home
I remember this war how it started at first
And slowly it turned to that black oil thirst
It went from Bin Laden then Sadaam now the land
We started a modern day line in the sand
We cry for the friends who fought and then died
Who came to this war with no armor but pride
I remember my brothers my sisters its true
I remember them flying the red, white, and blue
Do you feel my song pounding right dead in your heart?
I believe that my words did darn good at the start
A comical front and a sad end of strife
That cuts at our souls like a sharp edged ole knife
That blood is our friends that heart is our nation
That flows out our body like a monthly menstruation
So please send me money to my pay pal address
I’m a broke lil honkey and I’m here in distress
I need to make dollars I need to get credit
I sure hope this song don’t land me an edit
I love this good country so I will just say
God bless all you people in the U.S. of A.

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