Chimper’s World

I hate Jimmy Buffet.  Granted he has good Margaretta’s but everything else about him sucks.  The tropical fake atmosphere of fat Americans and Euro Trash people that practice bestiality.  The pre teens that appear on girls gone wild that think its cool to sip on coconuts and deep throat those lil’ umbrellas that come with the drinks.  I hate his music… it’s not creative its down right stupid… honestly…. Margarettaville, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Parrothead?  I can come up with shit like that and make it funnier.  How about… Beer Slut County?  I can write a bazzillion songs about that.  Or how about Cheeseburgers in a 3rd world country.  Imagine a song about a whooper trying to escape the hungry grasp of ravaging rabid Ethiopians?  Then instead of Parrothead lets do Midget Face.  Cuz ain’t nothing more funnier then midgets.  I hate Jimmy Buffet,  I hate going to this place in hopes of drinking a nice strawberry fruity drink with my lil umbrella and see’ing fat balding hippies throwing their arms in the air and doing circles like they just got knee’d in the nutsac and can suddenly dance.  It makes me sick.

Nuke Jimmy Buffet fans in my opinion.  Someone tell the President they might have weapons of mass destruction… that always seem’s to work.