Chimper’s World

So here I am watching the news and seeing these non-speaking, non-American, border hopping, raft floating, illegal tax leeching, baby making, immigrants bitch and moan because they are not being given the rights of normal citizens. 

Newsflash you halfwit idiots:  You are NOT normal citizens.

You got into this country illegally, leeched our economy by not paying taxes, and then bred your way into society thrusting your children in our schools making our education system to the point of retarded because your uneducated misguided mistakes of a child can’t speak proper English, so now people have to learn shit in a bilingual format just to satisfy your rights for a citizenship you don’t even belong to legally? 

You have the nerve to sit and cry on TV because you are not treated like the rest of us?  Sorry, I didn’t know the rest of us could get away with not paying proper taxes for a few decades so we could bank up a few grand to get on our feet. 

Sorry, I didn’t know the rest of us could crawl to a better country through illegal means, and bask in fresh air and jobs that don’t involve picking ferns and digging ditches, to where we can hide for 20 years then say "Oh since we been here for so long you can’t send us back!"  Give me a f’ing break.

Then comes the cake:  Racism.  You have the nerve to say that people that want you to go back are racist?  Sorry, but to me that’s called Patriotism.  We don’t WANT your illegal ass in our country soaking in our perfectly clean oxygen or drinking our clean water without skeet and taint in it.  We don’t want your baby breeding ass housing 20 people in 1 house full of diseases and rottweilers inside our wonderful country.  It’s not racism.  You have no right to be here.  Get the hell out!

While at a hole in the wall gas station,  it took me 5 minutes… 5 fricken minutes to tell the guy what pump I was on to the point where I was pointing at my car and explaining to him what ‘red’ means while jumping up and down looking as stupid as a retarded kid during the picture day events in high school.  If you don’t speak the language.. then do not hold a job that requires conversation skills. 

How should we correct this illegal problem?  Simple.  Send them back.  Them, their mistaken children, their entire families, put them all on a boat and send them back.  It’s not racist… it’s loving my country.

Wanna know what else I think?  I think English should be the main language of this country.  Not Hispanic, not Ebonics, not Swedish, not Hebrew.  English.  If you do not speak it then get another job, and if you work in a place where conversation is essential and lag everyone because of your lack of communication skills… you should be deported for being stupid and thinking that you were qualified for that job. 

So stop bitching on TV about this bullshit.  It’s like if I stole a car and got caught, then cried because I shouldn’t be in trouble because I was unable to afford it and wanted a new color that wasn’t provided to me like it is many wealthy and rich people that can obtain the money - there is no crying foul!  The shit makes no f’ing sense.