Chimper’s World

Sick and tired of people that let their damn kids leave the message’s on answering machine message’s. Last thing I want is to hear some lil drooling accident tell "ME" to leave "MY" name and number if I wanna speak to the people I am trying to reach… I am also sick of hearing the parents in the background coaching their mistakes on what to say. Face it people… congrats you have a kid.. nobody wants to hear the lil income leech. Nobody wants to even see it. Babies are not cute.. they are fat… ugly.. and wobbly. The only time they are funny is when they drool and when they fall down and go clonk. Not on answering machines, and not leaving long detailed message’s in ways they don’t understand but think its funny because your all proud of them. I’m sick of it and if you are one of these people that lets your lil post abortions leave message’s or have em on your machines instructing people to leave message’s then you need to seriously take a step out of an open window and do the world a favor because this crap is NOT FUNNY. Sick of it. I hear this crap over 10x a day here at work. Also I am sick of you ‘thugging gangsters’ leaving stupid Rap and R & B music on your recordings while either:

(1) trying to sound like you just took ecstasy and sounding like your a G trippin fool for your ‘homies’

or

(2) Not saying anything… just letting that crappy music play without a word of instruction… then all u hear is the beep of the machine.

Nobody cares what you think is good music… what would you know about good music? You are a poser wanna-be gangster who drives a frickin lowrider in the damn hood. Stop leaving stupid music and then having the beep… Leave a simple message saying ‘leave a message after the tone’ or ‘this is etc…’ not just craptastic music and the beep… that’s not only stupid.. but horrible. And if you are gonna do the above.. at least have a stuttering retard try to leave the message because that’s funny… or the Hamster Dance as your music interlude… not some crappy R&B music that makes me wanna Napalm the ghetto. Today at work I am calling ‘applicants’ and these are things I am coming across. Why the hell would you be looking for a job only to not impress me by letting me contact you with this crap. Seriously I just hang up… you can learn a lot from how a person reacts on their machine or outside of work.. and why would I want to work or have a person work for me that thinks it is:

(1) cool to have a kid that you have to listen to for 30 seconds just to get a hold of them

or

(2) some e-thug gangsta that has crappy music on his answering machine.

Horrible. Disrespectful. Stupid.