Animal Rights People Suck
by admin on Oct.28, 2008, under Rants
So here I am at the river today looking over the water watching an awesome Boater run over one of life’s lil speed bumps in the harbor aka: The Manatee. This fat bulbous Oprah Winfrey look-alike does nothing but pollute our waters with it’s existence and float around like Louie Anderson in a Dunkin Donuts. It’s entire lifestyle is based off of being as lazy as a drunk minority and drifting around at excess speeds of 2 mph while allowing our wonderful boaters to build up speed and hop over their lard asses like an awesome ramp on the X-Games.
To make matters worse this poor boaterists (I call dibs on the patent to that word) is getting arrested for going too fast and killing this endangered species. Naturally there are hippies on shore doing what they do best: Bitching. Then you got these dumb anorexic animal lovers whom look like the salespeople that walk US-1 at 3am screaming at the man like he did a horrid crime. Ladies and Gents… the man did us a favor… he is clearing out the trash that is polluting our waters allowing a safer haven for the next boaterist.
Manatee’s have no existence. They eat they shit, they do nothing different. Kinda like babies. They are just there to look at and laugh at and that’s it!
So what if its near extinction? It’s about to die because they are too stupid to get out of the way of propellers. Just like Dolphins and tuna nets… they learn… now that doesn’t happen regularly like it used to. Manatee’s should learn like small children… you beat em up with a propeller once in a while… let em wander around in a daze for the others to see, and pretty soon they will all be like, ‘damn… this means business. We better get us a nutritionist and go on a diet so we don’t get ran over and give the hippies something to complain about."
Certain things are put here to go extinct. The dodo! With a name like that you knew it was inevitable. The French. )Nobody likes them… they all suck… you know they will get invaded soon and we won’t have to listen to that crappy accent no more).
It’s what life is all about.
So stop bitching you stupid protesters!
